skinny jeans for men

Attention Rock Stars:

Not all of you should be permitted to wear the "skinny jean" AKA, "girl jeans"

If you are not the equivalent of a women's size 0 or 2, there's a darn good chance, you're not the right size for these jeans. If you are over the age of 30, and not doing drugs, also, a good chance you should not be wearing these jeans.

I'm looking at you, Mr Lead Singer of that band I've liked so long!

You are certainly over 30. I'm fairly certain you're not doing drugs, and if you are, they're not the emaciating kind, and you definitely have a butt that doesn't allow you to wear the skinny jean! In fact, Mr Singer, I think you're shaped too much like a woman to actually wear "girl jeans"

They're called "girl jeans" for a reason. They're meant for girls. Like my 12 year old cousin. She's got no butt and no hips, and therefore, she can wear these jeans. However, if you're a woman, with all those womanly curves, these jeans are also not appropriate for you. Your waist and hips must be of the same size! Mr Singer, you, however, do not fit the bill. I'm sorry to break the news to you! I know that you, and your delightful band, try not to fit the whole "Nashvegas Rockstar" thing. Your music isn't quite it, and ya'll never really have dressed the part... but these jeans. SO.NOT.RIGHT!

IT's just a little public service announcement I felt like making. When you dudes have what I affectionately call a "bubble butt", you probably aren't right for the jeans. It's good, tho, that you're a nice guy, otherwise you might as well pair those jeans with an Ed Hardy t-shirt.

I'm just sayin'.